"Please contact the cemetery office for the name of the section that she is buried in as this is a very large cemetery. Due to privacy issues, the office will not give out burial information to non-family members."
You've GOT to be kidding me. Not to be rude, but what privacy issues? She's dead! So you've got to be a relative to visit someone that's died? So much for visiting a friend or a random act of genealogical kindness!
So apparently I'll be attempting to call Sylvan Abbey Memorial Park in Clearwater, Florida this week to get the information and ask "Whiskey-Tango-Foxtrot, OVER?"